I am a traveling Entrepreneur from TX & CT with Mediterranean/Indian complexion. I grew up in England as a nerd in high school haha, blossomed in college in CA and found success in the East Coast. But love the Sunshine of Texas! I am educated, easy going, straight forward and giving …got-’em leaning towards keeping them, I heard the return process is a nightmare. I get jazzed about the weirdest shit. Love to celebrate unbirthdays. I laugh at all the corny jokes and find myself kinda funny. Like outdoor shit and some indoor shit. My friends would say I will give you the shirt off my back, but they wrong...I mean there is outlet malls..... hello?! I am fit, confident, and know what I want. I enjoy traveling, fast cars and sexy women😉 I love animals especially dogs. Oh yeah when I grow up I want to be a Rock star haha. Btw, I don’t want any drama and games! Nor am I looking for or cam girls - I could easily go their websites. Friendship and connection is important. Seeking I am looking for an attractive, open minded, non judgemental, sex loving, drama free lady or couple wanting adventure who can take a joke and is not easily offended, believes that sarcasm is a spice of life, can spell, and is generally happy. The rest is negotiable haha. Oh yeah be local not looking for long distance out of state relationship. If you are not ready to meet please do not waste our time. I will not message you back and forth for hours. If you like what you see, let’s meet, talk and establish chemistry. Our first meeting would usually be at a public place for coffee. I want to make sure you are who you say you are and you want to be comfortable that I am not a creep lol Please put your favorite color when you write to me or tell me my complexion? (Both answers for an A+ haha) I want to make sure you read this profile all the way and you are real person. I hope you enjoyed my creative way of straightforwardness and sarcasm😃